Well I know I am late on commenting on this but Holy Spears! Jamie Lynn is Pregnant!
I cannot believe that Britney's nice, cute, pint sized, non-psychotic sister got knocked up at 16. I was expecting Ashlee Simpson or Mary-Kate Olsen but never Jamie Lynn.The Spears family would make the best film ever! Some people are saying that Britney is going to pull a stunt to get back the attention from the tabloids. I think that the biggest thing Britney can do to take back news coverage is returning to the superstar spot she earned in pop music.
This is where my rant begins:
1. How can a parent allow a minor to have a live in boyfriend?
2. With all the money they have this girl couldn't afford some goddamn condoms! What the fuck? Unprotected sex is not cool even for straight people! I mean Pamela Anderson ad her Hepatitis C snatch are having unprotected sex with people and no one has a problem with that. But if it were gay men having unprotected sex their would be an uproar.
I cannot believe that Britney's nice, cute, pint sized, non-psychotic sister got knocked up at 16. I was expecting Ashlee Simpson or Mary-Kate Olsen but never Jamie Lynn.The Spears family would make the best film ever! Some people are saying that Britney is going to pull a stunt to get back the attention from the tabloids. I think that the biggest thing Britney can do to take back news coverage is returning to the superstar spot she earned in pop music.This is where my rant begins:
1. How can a parent allow a minor to have a live in boyfriend?
2. With all the money they have this girl couldn't afford some goddamn condoms! What the fuck? Unprotected sex is not cool even for straight people! I mean Pamela Anderson ad her Hepatitis C snatch are having unprotected sex with people and no one has a problem with that. But if it were gay men having unprotected sex their would be an uproar.
3. Shame on you Britney for the bad example you have displayed for your sister. You know Jamie Lynn was probably trying to show her sister up and made a little boo boo.
4. I am officially sick of celebrity pregnancy! Fuck does anyone have secret abortions anymore?
Latest on the list is Lily Allen. I mean who's next...Paris Hilton?
People say Paris is dumb but guess who hasn't gotten pregnant? Girl knows how to use protection and "That's Hot!"
5. The case of Ms. JL Spears is proof that Abstinence Programs DO NOT WORK! President Bush please take note and stop wasting money to force your beliefs on others.
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